I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide
can i dye my leg hair invisible
HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE
when you like someone and you can’t tell if they like you back
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
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