I want a tattoo on my dick that says “i know, right?”
probably you can only get “ikr”
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
Feelings suck and I don’t remember signing up for them.
2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters
I couldn’t say it any better.
Definitely one of the better puns Ive seen in advertising
Google is still in denial